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Here's a transcript of ashish bhatia's meeting with the Schlumberger receptionist?
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<blockquote data-quote="WayneKerr" data-source="post: 2506658" data-attributes="member: 144957"><p>ashish bhatia - "I am being here to see a Mr Wayne Kerr"</p><p></p><p>Receptionist - (giggles) "I'm sorry sir, I didn't catch your name"?</p><p></p><p>ab - "My name is being mr ashish bhatia. I am a very powerful indian individual; I possess wealth, power and status beyond your wildest imagination. Have I mentioned that I have an IQ of 150"?</p><p></p><p>R - (more giggles) "That's great mr bhatia, I'm very impressed by your sophisticated and suave manner. But I'm afraid there is no one by that name working here. I think someone is having a laugh with you".</p><p></p><p>ab - "Then is Kirk Creswell here? I want to bash and bully the haughty Australian fellow relentlessly"</p><p></p><p>R - "No, I'm afraid there is no one by that name working here either".</p><p></p><p>ab - "But he must be here, he told me that he works for Schlumberger"</p><p></p><p>R - "I can assure you mr bhatia, there is no one here that goes by either of those names"</p><p></p><p>ab - "Bloody cheating, lying, racist, haughty Australian fellow, I'm going to puncture his skull with my WUSHU fingers when I find him'</p><p></p><p>R - (dials phone) "Hello security? We have a delusional indian man with a cervical face at reception. Please come quickly".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="WayneKerr, post: 2506658, member: 144957"] ashish bhatia - "I am being here to see a Mr Wayne Kerr" Receptionist - (giggles) "I'm sorry sir, I didn't catch your name"? ab - "My name is being mr ashish bhatia. I am a very powerful indian individual; I possess wealth, power and status beyond your wildest imagination. Have I mentioned that I have an IQ of 150"? R - (more giggles) "That's great mr bhatia, I'm very impressed by your sophisticated and suave manner. But I'm afraid there is no one by that name working here. I think someone is having a laugh with you". ab - "Then is Kirk Creswell here? I want to bash and bully the haughty Australian fellow relentlessly" R - "No, I'm afraid there is no one by that name working here either". ab - "But he must be here, he told me that he works for Schlumberger" R - "I can assure you mr bhatia, there is no one here that goes by either of those names" ab - "Bloody cheating, lying, racist, haughty Australian fellow, I'm going to puncture his skull with my WUSHU fingers when I find him' R - (dials phone) "Hello security? We have a delusional indian man with a cervical face at reception. Please come quickly". [/QUOTE]
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