yomama so ugly she got to ambush water to get a drink. yomama so ugly her momma tied a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her. yomama so fat she got dunlaps disease, her stomack dun lappin over her belt.
i got loads. like yo mamma so horny she scared a bull out of a feild or yo mamma so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater or yo mamma so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook. my personal favourite is the first one but thats just my opinion
Yo mama is so stupied when I went to your house I rang the door bell your mom popped out and said ding-dong yo mama so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and fliped on the lights and said " I got the power "or yo mama so stupied she got 25 cents put in her pocket took it back out and said " HEY WHERES MY GUMBALL"