Horrible screams, in the darkness of the night, from under your bed? What is it?

I think somebody is hiding under your bed. It's probably some weirdo or a hobo. Try weed killer or burning them out. Oh, have a fire extinguisher handy in case the fire gets out of control.

No I don't check under my bed or in my closet before going to sleep, I find weed killer works and have full faith in it.
 
No no nooo..Don't check your closet or under your bed...Then you'll find me...Uhh, er...I mean...just ignore it!
 
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