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How about some old tyme humor to break the mood here?
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<blockquote data-quote="brillotop" data-source="post: 2261170" data-attributes="member: 789880"><p>The Buk show from the ER....</p><p></p><p>Ma: now behave yourself when we get in here</p><p>Buk: I want some sausage</p><p>Ma: NOT NOW</p><p>Nurse: hello, what can we do for you today</p><p>Ma: my friend seems to...</p><p>Buk: I have a chair in my azz</p><p>Ma: BUK !!!..my friend slipped and...well, he landed on..</p><p>Buk: CHEAP TAIWANESE PLASTIC!!!</p><p>Nurse: Sir, what happened?</p><p>Buk: I was fishing and had a bite. when I leaned back to set the hook the dang chair broke</p><p>Ma: you weren't fishing Buk</p><p>Nurse: we will need to take x-rays</p><p>Buk: OF MY AZZ?!!!</p><p>Nurse: of the affected area, Sir</p><p>Ma: can I come with him, it may be best if I do</p><p>Buk: what are you going to do, hold my hand?</p><p>Ma: one more word from you and I'll tell them the truth</p><p>Nurse: he wasn't fishing was he, Mam?</p><p>Buk: ma, you better keep your mou...</p><p>Nurse: hold still Sir</p><p>Buk: HEY, THIS ISN'T AN X-RAY MACHINE...THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIME MACHINES...WHERE ARE YOU SENDING ME?!!!</p><p>ma: set it to 1610</p><p>Buk: NOOOOOOOO</p><p>ma: Shakespeare has a few questions for you pal</p><p>Nurse: tee hee hee...and he thought it was an accident</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="brillotop, post: 2261170, member: 789880"] The Buk show from the ER.... Ma: now behave yourself when we get in here Buk: I want some sausage Ma: NOT NOW Nurse: hello, what can we do for you today Ma: my friend seems to... Buk: I have a chair in my azz Ma: BUK !!!..my friend slipped and...well, he landed on.. Buk: CHEAP TAIWANESE PLASTIC!!! Nurse: Sir, what happened? Buk: I was fishing and had a bite. when I leaned back to set the hook the dang chair broke Ma: you weren't fishing Buk Nurse: we will need to take x-rays Buk: OF MY AZZ?!!! Nurse: of the affected area, Sir Ma: can I come with him, it may be best if I do Buk: what are you going to do, hold my hand? Ma: one more word from you and I'll tell them the truth Nurse: he wasn't fishing was he, Mam? Buk: ma, you better keep your mou... Nurse: hold still Sir Buk: HEY, THIS ISN'T AN X-RAY MACHINE...THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIME MACHINES...WHERE ARE YOU SENDING ME?!!! ma: set it to 1610 Buk: NOOOOOOOO ma: Shakespeare has a few questions for you pal Nurse: tee hee hee...and he thought it was an accident [/QUOTE]
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