No matter what I do, its awesome. Like today somebody was ontop of this building and fell down. I was merely walking with my hand out and I accidently caugth her and saved her life. She offered me a BJ but I declined because I was already tired from all the other BJs I got earlier that day. Another act of my random awesomeness is yesterday. I was driving my car and there was a cat in the middle of the road. SO i swerved to the side hit the curver and did a triple front flip only to land it and coincidently hit these robber who were escaping from a bank they robbed. People call me awesome but I just wanna be a normal, plain, simple, boring, person like everyone else. What can I do to become losers like you guys?