whatsdat92
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estate, only her money? i am brutally handsom (if somewhat dimwitish) man of nealry forty years with a
slow, boyish smile. i am rugged fram, nearly 6 feet 5 inches tall, and don't have an
ounce of fat on my trim and tan body. However, as easy as i am on the eyes, my
state of financial affairs is an absolute horror show. To put it short, i am nearly penniless.
i need to find (and wed) an unsusection wealthy woman soon, lest my creditors take possesion of my Jaguar
(inherited from my father), my apartment in the city, and a valuable coin collection.
Exeunt good and honest Vernon and enter my wealthy neighbour. well into her late cougarine years, this maturing marvel of overtanned skin, botox, and sagging saline
implants has invited me to romp her wooded estate this weekend. Although an heiress of considerable capital, her acreage seems sadly unkempt and dilapidated.
how do i tell her i'm not interested in scrambling up to the hips of massive ridges
populating her property? how can i tell her i'd rather not explore her dank swamplands
or bay through the underbush of her depressingly dark and decaying forests?
how can i tell her all i want is her money?
is honesty the best policy?
slow, boyish smile. i am rugged fram, nearly 6 feet 5 inches tall, and don't have an
ounce of fat on my trim and tan body. However, as easy as i am on the eyes, my
state of financial affairs is an absolute horror show. To put it short, i am nearly penniless.
i need to find (and wed) an unsusection wealthy woman soon, lest my creditors take possesion of my Jaguar
(inherited from my father), my apartment in the city, and a valuable coin collection.
Exeunt good and honest Vernon and enter my wealthy neighbour. well into her late cougarine years, this maturing marvel of overtanned skin, botox, and sagging saline
implants has invited me to romp her wooded estate this weekend. Although an heiress of considerable capital, her acreage seems sadly unkempt and dilapidated.
how do i tell her i'm not interested in scrambling up to the hips of massive ridges
populating her property? how can i tell her i'd rather not explore her dank swamplands
or bay through the underbush of her depressingly dark and decaying forests?
how can i tell her all i want is her money?
is honesty the best policy?