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How each sign would answer the question: "Am I Fat?; Zodiac Humor. Funny or not?
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<blockquote data-quote="Mia" data-source="post: 2284347" data-attributes="member: 220244"><p>I found this on a website and its how each zodiac sign would answer if asked "Am I fat?"</p><p></p><p>Question: Am I too fat? </p><p></p><p>Aries:Yes.</p><p>Taurus:I prefer the term "pleasingly plump."</p><p>Gemini:Yes and no.</p><p>Cancer:You look just like your Aunt Blimpo. I'll get her photo.</p><p>Leo<img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f600.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-smilie="8"data-shortname=":D" />o what I say and we will take those pounds right off.</p><p>Virgo:I like fat people.</p><p>Libra:You have such style I hadn't noticed.</p><p>Scorpio:I think morbidly obese is a more accurate term.</p><p>Sagittarius:As compared to what?</p><p>Capricorn:Is this a trick question?</p><p>Aquarius:It's personality that counts. </p><p>Pisces:Just more of you to love.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mia, post: 2284347, member: 220244"] I found this on a website and its how each zodiac sign would answer if asked "Am I fat?" Question: Am I too fat? Aries:Yes. Taurus:I prefer the term "pleasingly plump." Gemini:Yes and no. Cancer:You look just like your Aunt Blimpo. I'll get her photo. Leo:Do what I say and we will take those pounds right off. Virgo:I like fat people. Libra:You have such style I hadn't noticed. Scorpio:I think morbidly obese is a more accurate term. Sagittarius:As compared to what? Capricorn:Is this a trick question? Aquarius:It's personality that counts. Pisces:Just more of you to love. [/QUOTE]
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