How to make less of a noise when you go to the toilet

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Does anyone else try and do this? When you're at other people's houses and stuff?

E.g. when you need a poo you do it onto your hand and let it slide into the water so it doesn't make a big splash.
 
I don't take a dump in other peoples houses or public toilets, only number #1.
 
**** I didn't know anyone else did this...

I put toilet paper in the bowl and / or run the tap.

damn nice to see others do this, well done

doing a number 2 in your hand and gently sliding it into the water isn't quite the same though..
 
Shove one finger up ur bum, and lead the poo out of your arse slowly.

No noise no fuss.
 
thankfully i never have to take a dump when im at someone elses

if i did then maybe turn a tap on and check theres a scrubber, if not put some tissue round :p:

eeww put **** on your hand? :S

slowly and carefully too :p: dont rush :p:
 
oh dude seriously thats disgusting..jus put the shower radio on..or cough a lot..
 
What a waste of loo roll/water.

Just do a poo for goodness sake. Nobody cares about your toilet noises, people :p:

EDIT:

[expand=From wiki]The Sound Princess
An Otohime in a women's room: The black square is the motion sensor for starting and stopping the sound

Many Japanese women are embarrassed at the thought of being heard by others during urination[41] (see paruresis). To cover the sound of bodily functions, many women flushed public toilets continuously while using them, wasting a large amount of water in the process.[41] As education campaigns did not stop this practice, a device was introduced in the 1980s[3] that, after activation, produces the sound of flushing water without the need for actual flushing. One brand name commonly found is the Otohime (Japanese: 音姫), which literally means Sound Princess, and is named after the Japanese goddess Otohime (the goddess's name, though, is written with different kanji (乙姫) meaning "younger princess"), the beautiful daughter of the sea-king Ryūjin. This device is now routinely placed in most new public women's rooms, and many older public women's rooms have been upgraded.[41] The Otohime may be either a separate battery-operated device attached to the wall of the toilet, or included in an existing washlet. The device is activated by pressing a button, or by the wave of a hand in front of a motion sensor. When activated, the device creates a loud flushing sound similar to a toilet being flushed. This sound either stops after a preset time or can be halted through a second press on the button. It is estimated that this saves up to 20 liters of water per use.[3] However, some women believe that the Otohime sounds artificial and prefer to use a continuous flushing of the toilet instead of the recorded flush of the Otohime. So far, there appears to be no demand for these devices for men's public toilets, and the devices are almost never installed in men's restrooms.[42][/expand]

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in_Japan

Solution, get a little sound machine? :D
 
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