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Hypothetically, what would atheists say when they die and actually meet their...
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<blockquote data-quote="jon" data-source="post: 2107060" data-attributes="member: 209296"><p>ATHEIST: Oh, jeez, where am I?</p><p>GOD: Hey, atheist, whazzz up?</p><p>ATHEIST: Uh, who are you?</p><p>GOD: G, O, D, baby, representin"</p><p>ATHEIST: Wow, huh? Guess the fundies were right all the time. So, uh, how's it going imaginary Dude with a zombie as a son, uh, sorry, old habits. (Awkward silence) Wazzz up?</p><p>GOD: Wazzzz up?</p><p>ATHEIST: Wazzzzzzzz uuuuuupppp?</p><p>GOD: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuup?</p><p>ATHEIST: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuup?</p><p>GOD: (Deadpan serious now) Apparently not you buddy.</p><p>ATHEIST: ?</p><p>GOD: Tell Lucifur you don't believe in him either!</p><p>JESUS: Awww, yeah, atheist, in yo face, snap! snap!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jon, post: 2107060, member: 209296"] ATHEIST: Oh, jeez, where am I? GOD: Hey, atheist, whazzz up? ATHEIST: Uh, who are you? GOD: G, O, D, baby, representin" ATHEIST: Wow, huh? Guess the fundies were right all the time. So, uh, how's it going imaginary Dude with a zombie as a son, uh, sorry, old habits. (Awkward silence) Wazzz up? GOD: Wazzzz up? ATHEIST: Wazzzzzzzz uuuuuupppp? GOD: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uuuuuuuuuuup? ATHEIST: Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuup? GOD: (Deadpan serious now) Apparently not you buddy. ATHEIST: ? GOD: Tell Lucifur you don't believe in him either! JESUS: Awww, yeah, atheist, in yo face, snap! snap! [/QUOTE]
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