I am SO HIGH right now I smoked over half a gram of real dank bud
I am a REAL mage! One time I was driving I was super drunk a cop was following me I focused psychic energy on him to make him leave AND SAVE ME FROM A DUI!!!
Another time I was stoned out of my mind, had weed on me and an open container, the cop saw the open container and I thought I was done for SURE but I focused psychic power into one command LET ME LEAVE and he DID!!! NO DUI!!!!
Another time I was out scoring weed in the bad part of town got a real bad feeling took a walk around and LO AND BEHOLD A COP~!!!!!!!
Another time I was piss drunk I threw up said a bunch of crap to people got a REAL BAD feeling left ASAP and LO AND BEHOLD 2 minutes later COPS search the area I was HAD I STAYED IDA GOT BUSTED!!!
Are my powers impressive?????
I am a REAL mage! One time I was driving I was super drunk a cop was following me I focused psychic energy on him to make him leave AND SAVE ME FROM A DUI!!!
Another time I was stoned out of my mind, had weed on me and an open container, the cop saw the open container and I thought I was done for SURE but I focused psychic power into one command LET ME LEAVE and he DID!!! NO DUI!!!!
Another time I was out scoring weed in the bad part of town got a real bad feeling took a walk around and LO AND BEHOLD A COP~!!!!!!!
Another time I was piss drunk I threw up said a bunch of crap to people got a REAL BAD feeling left ASAP and LO AND BEHOLD 2 minutes later COPS search the area I was HAD I STAYED IDA GOT BUSTED!!!
Are my powers impressive?????