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Humor & Jokes
I got a bunch of random (some lame) jokes!?
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<blockquote data-quote="Aurora" data-source="post: 2204471" data-attributes="member: 228579"><p>-Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!</p><p>-Why does a blonde smile during a lighting storm? </p><p>Because she thinks that a picture is being taking.</p><p>-What's the blondes idea of safe s*x? </p><p>Locking the car door.</p><p>-Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean? </p><p>Brunnete: I don't know. </p><p>Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS!</p><p>-Q: Whats big, red, and looks like a bucket? </p><p>A: A big, red bucket.</p><p>-What goes black white black white.........? </p><p>A penguin rolling down a hill! </p><p></p><p>What's black and white and laughing? </p><p>The penguin who pushed him!</p><p>-Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind.</p><p>-Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Aurora, post: 2204471, member: 228579"] -Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it! -Why does a blonde smile during a lighting storm? Because she thinks that a picture is being taking. -What's the blondes idea of safe s*x? Locking the car door. -Blonde: Hey, What does 'IDK' mean? Brunnete: I don't know. Blonde: Oh my god NOBODY KNOWS! -Q: Whats big, red, and looks like a bucket? A: A big, red bucket. -What goes black white black white.........? A penguin rolling down a hill! What's black and white and laughing? The penguin who pushed him! -Yo momma so stupid she put lip stick on her head to make-up her mind. -Yo mama so stupid I asked her to buy me a color TV and she asked me what color. [/QUOTE]
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