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Humor & Jokes
I have some short, and maybe bad, jokes?
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<blockquote data-quote="MOODYBLUE412" data-source="post: 2682852" data-attributes="member: 748426"><p>12 year old girl : Do you believe in puppy love?</p><p>12 year old boy: I tried it once but their as*holes are too small.</p><p></p><p>A gorgeous woman approaches a man in blue swim trunks on the beach and says " do you know your trunks match your eyes?"</p><p>The man replies "why, are my eyes bulging too?"</p><p></p><p>A man enters a bar with a frog on his head. </p><p>the bartender asks in bewilderment "what the hell is that?"</p><p>The frog says "I don't know, it started as a pimple on my a*s."</p><p></p><p>a man tells his wife that, like wine, he will get better with age</p><p>So she locked him in the wine cellar</p><p></p><p>One night in bed a man tells his wife "Tonight i will make you a happy woman." </p><p>The wife replied " I can't believe it, you're finally leaving."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MOODYBLUE412, post: 2682852, member: 748426"] 12 year old girl : Do you believe in puppy love? 12 year old boy: I tried it once but their as*holes are too small. A gorgeous woman approaches a man in blue swim trunks on the beach and says " do you know your trunks match your eyes?" The man replies "why, are my eyes bulging too?" A man enters a bar with a frog on his head. the bartender asks in bewilderment "what the hell is that?" The frog says "I don't know, it started as a pimple on my a*s." a man tells his wife that, like wine, he will get better with age So she locked him in the wine cellar One night in bed a man tells his wife "Tonight i will make you a happy woman." The wife replied " I can't believe it, you're finally leaving." [/QUOTE]
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