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Boy & Girl in restaurant


Boy:-I Love u

Girl:-I dont Love u

Boy:- Think again?

Girl:-I told u. No no & no

Boy :- Waiter,bring separate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too.......
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Question: What is the difference between dream and reality?
Answer: The same between a girlfriend and a wife.

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SIMPLE LOGIC
Teacher: 'Name one animal that is found in the desert.'
Ren: 'A camel.'
Teacher: 'Good. Name another animal.'
kelvin: 'Another camel.'
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Mike:
What seems to be the problem?
.
Ryan:
My Computer screen says ENTER but how can I Enter into
This small computer without any door
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Sardar wrote letter to Bill Gates

sir, i have some questions to ask.

1) The letters in keyboard are not in order,
when u will release the corrected version?

2) There is start button but no stop button. Y so?

3)We learnt MS WORD when will u release MS SENTENCE?

4)There is RECYCLE BIN but no RESCOOTER BIN? because

i own a scooter.

5)finally a personal question.

y is ur name GATES, even though u sell "WINDOWS"..?
thank you for reading........
 
nice but i already know all of them except the ms sentence one
 
Lafter is very good for our being, but some time laugh on thyself also.
 
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lovely ha
 
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