I was out joyriding with some friends, got a little carried away, and hit a tree... The car still runs and I was able to go home. My parents are both in the mountains right now - what do I do?
You need to tell them the truth, but you should consider waiting to tell them until they get home so they can enjoy the rest of their time in the mountains. Think about how this is going to affect them: the only thing worse than finding out your car was wrecked is finding out when you're on vacation and having to come straight home.
But either way, you need to be honest. You will get punished big time, but you deserve it - don't think you can take a huge risk like that without having to pay the consequences when you lose.
Ejaculate on your own face and take a picture of it. Then you'll want to print out the picture, and replace all of your family photos with that picture.
When they see this, they will most likely kick you out of the house and then you won't even have to worry about it.
first i would get a passport and move to another country i would also looking into getting a name change and maybe dye my hair and so on. no really the best thing top do is call them and tell them the truth. up front and Straight up do this asap tell them that your ok and your friends are ok the being honest is the best at this point. deal with the wrath when they get home it will not be as bad as you think and your parants will respect you for it in the long run .