I need a laugh or something to make me smile ^_^?
Zeppelin911
New member
O.K. , here are some jokes , yet please remember that they're lame just like the story teller (me) . BTW , I really want you to laugh :
[1] Two idiotic high dudes , I mean HIGH AS HELL were staring at the stars one night . A conversation between them great minds took place :
High #1 : "Imagine if you woke up and found your head laying beside you , what would you do ?"
High #2 : "I would kill myself"
[2] The lion has stood in front of all of the jungle's creatures and declared the following :
"All animals should eaither by f***ed by me or eaten by me" . Afterwards , a beautiful deer was jumping of joy and heading to the jungle , all of the sudden , the donkey was running scared out of the jungle . The deer asked him : "what's wrong with you ?" , the donkey replied : "haven't you heard the news , the lion declared you either get this or that" , the deer asked again : "So , what happened to you ?" , the donkey replied :
"THE LION ATE ME" .
[3] A man came to his house with a board written on it "God likes those of you who do their work properly" and he hung it in the kitchen . The wife saw it and hung it in the bedroom .
[1] Two idiotic high dudes , I mean HIGH AS HELL were staring at the stars one night . A conversation between them great minds took place :
High #1 : "Imagine if you woke up and found your head laying beside you , what would you do ?"
High #2 : "I would kill myself"
[2] The lion has stood in front of all of the jungle's creatures and declared the following :
"All animals should eaither by f***ed by me or eaten by me" . Afterwards , a beautiful deer was jumping of joy and heading to the jungle , all of the sudden , the donkey was running scared out of the jungle . The deer asked him : "what's wrong with you ?" , the donkey replied : "haven't you heard the news , the lion declared you either get this or that" , the deer asked again : "So , what happened to you ?" , the donkey replied :
"THE LION ATE ME" .
[3] A man came to his house with a board written on it "God likes those of you who do their work properly" and he hung it in the kitchen . The wife saw it and hung it in the bedroom .