I need Help on a homework assiagnment!?!!? bring your humor?

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PoopityP

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im comingup with a fruad health drug for class
mine is to make you gain hundreds of I.Q points in just a few days
its supposed to make you a genious!

I just dont know what to call the actuall brand name!
who should it be created by?
Any interesting ideas for symtopms or side effects?
it has to be appropiate...but totally wacky

Thanks! :)
 
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SeanRoberts

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I'd call it Smartium® produced by Roach Labs, Inc.

It is available 10 mg (blue round tablets) and 25 mg tablets (triangular red tablets)

Indications: To enhance memory, nonverbal abstraction, and reading speed. In studies, subjects using Smartium® increase their IQ by an average of 100 points.

Contraindications: Not to be used by people with psychopathic tendencies or by CEOs of Wall Street firms.

Side effects: May cause sleeplessness as people stay awake thinking of how to solve the world's problems.

Warning: Smartium® has not been studied in pregnant women.
 
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