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<blockquote data-quote="NIGGGA" data-source="post: 2730843" data-attributes="member: 913927">Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team?A: The New York JetsQ: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor?A: The 91st floor.Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?A: Their ankles.Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way!Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 secondsQ: Why do tourists flock to New York?A: It’s a blastToday FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M (unidentified flying muslim)Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist before boarding their respective airplanes?A: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam!NEWSFLASH…. The WTC has been destroyed…. thousands of New York executives feared dead…. Hookers all across the city are in mourning…..Q: Why didn’t Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers?A: Because he’s a quadriplegic!Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers?A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way.Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center?A: Ten seconds flat.I need some more jokes because I have a americans friend who loves america and i want to tell him some funny jokes that he mght get</blockquote>

[QUOTE="NIGGGA, post: 2730843, member: 913927"] Q: What’s Al Qaida’s favorite football team? A: The New York Jets Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones’ head when he was working on the World Trade Center’s 90th floor? A: The 91st floor. Q: What’s the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers? A: Their ankles. Q: What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A: Blue. One blue this way, the other blue that way! Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world? A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds Q: Why do tourists flock to New York? A: It’s a blast Today FBI concluded that New York had been hit by a U.F.M (unidentified flying muslim) Q: What did one terrorist say to the other terrorist before boarding their respective airplanes? A: I slam, you slam, we all slam for Islam! NEWSFLASH…. The WTC has been destroyed…. thousands of New York executives feared dead…. Hookers all across the city are in mourning….. Q: Why didn’t Superman stop the planes from hitting the Trade Towers? A: Because he’s a quadriplegic! Q: What should have tipped off the ticket sellers? A: When the terrorists asked if there was anything cheaper than one-way. Q: What was the quickest escape time from the World Trade Center? A: Ten seconds flat. I need some more jokes because I have a americans friend who loves america and i want to tell him some funny jokes that he mght get [/QUOTE]

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