I really need to go on Jeremy Kyle about my Mother in Law and Boyfriend?

[CheekyCow]

The problem is that my boyfriend is suffering from an industrial paper cut accident and my mother in law has just fallen off a chair. Would the jeremy kyle show help us with transport because of these?

Also neither of them exist so what should I do about that?

 

[cheekyrat]

Just get them to E mail Jezza that would count as existing.

 

[Cassius]

No, he would just scream at you for earning off tax payers, and not showering before coming on the show. As per usual.