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children about. So, here? *****
Mousey Dick
by TD Euwaite

“Smell the tuna in the air, lads?”
“Thar she blows.” whispers Ahab.
(Ahab is a very wise old mouse)
“The big orange fatty…”
(Leon is our orange tabby cat)
“Look lively Mouse Mates.”
“It’s cat we fish for today.”
(He has tied a string to the vacuum cleaner switch and baited the other end with catnip attached by Velcro)
“Steady…steady…”
YAWW HISSSSS PTHTTT YAWW!
“We’ve got the hairy beast!
Stand By For Suction!”
vvvvvvvVVVVROOOMMMMMMMMM!

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"Mousey Dick"- that's hilarious. And so is this poem. It sometimes takes a lot to make me laugh but this did the trick. I had the funniest visuals throughout the poem, and I love the sound effects. It really brightened up my day. Thank you.
 
Oh, I am laughing out loud, literally, or I would if I were not in a place where any outburst of emotion is met with violent shooshings from passersby. Ah, well, I am laughing inside. Tell me, is it a White Persian?
 
Oh, I am laughing out loud, literally, or I would if I were not in a place where any outburst of emotion is met with violent shooshings from passersby. Ah, well, I am laughing inside. Tell me, is it a White Persian?
 
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