I Want some vulgar, funny and insulting and badass one liners for my T-Shirt?

[Zoheb]

Please be original in 10 to 15 words.. one liners ... i am gonna use it for my shirt for customize in my area will do it for me.

funny one liners (In 50 words or less)

 

[Unregistered]

Why is it called child abuse when I make love to the child