I want to become a professional troll, how do go about it?

troll by asking daft questions that a few people will get the joke/irony but 90 percent of folk will miss the point and freak out
so you can laugh about how wound up they get
 
You must ask combative questions, give asinine answers and continually put the same questions in over and over and over.
 
first of all, you have to grow really long nappy hair and dye it hot pink. then remove your belly button and insert a fake jewel. then take all your clothes off and dye your body orange. Lastly, make sure you just stand in one spot, very still, until you freak somebody out so badly that they will never be able to leave their home again.
 
Just become a complete tosser who's jealous of other people and is prepared to waste time in launching a pointless hate campaign against someone or a group of people who you've never met in your life before. If you were bullied at school and are a loner then you got the complete package. :-)
 
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