Ideas for Santa jokes?

[Rebekah]

First, tell me if you like these jokes. If you do and can think of a couple that would be great!

Yo Santa so fat his big toe got stuck in the chimney!

Yo Santa so dumb he tried to fit hubcaps on Rudolph's knees!

Yo Santa so ugly that Denver, Colorado banned his breed!

 

[itsao]

yo santa is so queer
he only comes once a year
and that`s down a chimney
the dirty old b`stard

 

[UKgardener]

I think you covered them all

 

[Duncan]

If they are funny so are piles.

 

[athelnstone]

Santa and Banta both are very funny.All their jokes are very nice and comedy.Their jokes give very much fun.