If Jesus Christ were here today, which faction of Christianity would receive the

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biggest bitch slap? Would it be the Catholics because of all their perversity, maybe the Baptists due to general stupidity, or a different group all together?
 
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Jesus said that he was the way and all who believe in him are saved. All Christians believe in him so I guess they are on good terms with him.

edit that.

Thanks to the poster above me I remembered the Westboro Baptist Church.

They would likely get a bit more than a slap.
 
It's a toss up between the pedophile-protecting Catholics and the psychopaths of the Westboro Baptist Church.
 
Baptists are not stupid. Perhaps Mormons for hurting their own in the communes.
 
In my opinion, Jesus would give the harshest lecture to the Catholics, if any at all, because they have turned so legalistic (which Jesus was furious at the Pharisees for), but I'm not going to claim to know. I'm sure all of them would be corrected somehow.

Catholics aren't really considered perverse, child molestation is just made a big deal. Notice no one has ever told you that a Catholic priest was good today. No one cares when people do what they're supposed to do, only when they mess up.
 
If Jesus were real and came back today, the first thing He'd do is curb-stomp Fred "God Hates Fags" Phelps.
 
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