If life began in Primordial Soup (TM), did the Flying Spaghetti Monster cook it up?

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Let's cut through all the crap. Scientists today have no idea how life started. They think it may have started on the earth in a Primordial Soup (TM)... or maybe not. Life may have first formed on another planet or somewhere else in space and then was carried here by an unknown mechanism. Since scientists don't know WHERE life started or HOW life started, then they are far from any theory that could be called scientific. Since many scientists today are repulsed by the idea of a God, particularly the Christian God, creating life, I am here to offer a solution. More than that, I KNOW that this is fact. You see, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (TM) is not a god, he is a supra-intelligent alien life form. He cooked up Primordial Soup (TM) on his home planet, cooked up some life, and then carried it here in his noodly appendage. Now that we know the WHERE and the HOW, we can start to form a scientific theory, which I have named Spaghettiogenesis (TM). This IS a fact. I KNOW it is true.
 
Your theory has mixed the truth in "Creation" with assumptions "Science", in a similar fashion to what science does..
 
I insist that I was created by no one for no reason. I KNOW that is was abiogenesis not spaghettiogenesis, though I have no evidence. I MUST have been created by random.
 
Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster fat and furry? this person interests me....how friendly is it?
 
I KNOW the WHERE and the HOW. I was created for no reason in a can of Primordial Soup (TM) on a shelf in Wallyworld (TM) billions of years ago.

WHERE- a can of Primordial Soup (TM) on a shelf in Wallyworld (TM)

HOW- by a simple, random chemical process that I can't demonstrate

WHEN- billions of years ago. Anything can happen if you have billions of years as long as it does not involve God. Everyone knows that.
 
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