If pistol duelling came back into fashion - who would you challenge right now.?

[ProperGander]

bearing in mind you could die if it all goes wrong.
E> *insultingly slaps whipass across the face with glove*
E> Katzy - i still have the other glove n' that's fightin' talk! -i'm actually a bit scared now..
Michael> that game was great - i did alright at that thanks

Whip> i don't wear the them i hold them in my beak, jump up in the air and slap you x

 

[AlfredFrogspawn]

Professor Stephen Hawking.

Nothing against him, but I figure there's no point taking too much risk.

 

[marcusVI]

Peter (look out he's behind you) Mandelson, I challenge him to a duel " a la outrance". Pistols at ten paces,dawn, Sunday. If his husband will let him out that early, the despicable man !

 

[LaVolpe]

The Labour Cabinet.