If Russel Peters ran up and hugged me, then ran away laughing...?

[AlexC]

I'd chase after him, and once I caught up to him I would say, "How's the weather in Toronto?"

Then ice cream pudding would drop from the sky, marshmallow worms would infest every inch of the Gillette Stadium, and the newscasters of America would rent a storage unit in Florida for tha sake of hiding old newspapers. Toronto newspapers.

P.S.
Don't ever hand a hobo your snack pack, you'll regret it in forty years or so.

QUESTION: Funnay, or no?

 

[Tori]

No not funny, but are you on drugs? You should really go to rehab.

 

[Scorpio]

i would think he got a cheap thrill at my expense. now that's what u call taking one 4 da team.