If you were a rock/movie star what would be on your tour rider (list of requests)?

[RudolphsOwner]

For example, no brown M&Ms in the candy dish, bottles Orangina on ice, turkey & swiss on rye bread (baked in a Minnesota bakery on a Tuesday), etc.

Keep it clean, pls. BTW, the Orangina and turkey/swiss requests would be on my tour rider. haha
And no playing Katy Perry "music" when I'm in the limo.
Some of the riders really do make sense. Like no plastic flowers, no pestering for autographs from limo drivers, etc. Might as well be comfortable. One guy (don't recall which singer) was very down to earth: beer, chips, food. Kind of food was not specified.

 

[ValerieCasados]

why complain about the little stuff like no brown M & M' s in the candy dish i would enjoy being famous while i can.

 

[crusaderz4life]

No fans allowed out of arms length from me when I'm shamelessly promoting myself.