Read this riddle as many times as you want, then solve it!
One day as I was walking to Wal-Mart, a homeless guy, who looked like he never took a shower, told me I was "qwerty". I didn't know what that meant, but it sounded like he was insulting me. I made sure no one was looking, and then I punched him in the face. He stumbled backwards into a ditch and splashed in the mud. I walked away fuming until I bumped into a police officer who I didn't see. He said with a stern voice, "Hey! Assaulting isn't allowed here," and he left me with a warning. I could believe my luck. I finally got to Wal-Mart, and I tried to forget about what happened. Then I slapped my forehead. I had just forgotten why I came here. I was like "WHAT THE HELL DID I COME TO WALMART FOR?!" when I realized I said that out loud and 50 customers were looking at me. After that, the manager kicked me out of the store.
So you must be wondering why I told you a completely random story like that. Well now it’s time for the riddle.
1. When the guy called me "qwerty", I was thinking like, "What nao?" Then I realized he was standing on my right. Answer: _
2. When I bumped in to that police guy, you're probably wondering why he let me off so easily. That was probably because I didn't tell you how. He said, "Answer this for me and I’ll let you go. When the guy insulted you, I was 3 meters away from him, right?" Answer: _
3. When I walked into Wal-Mart, The manager told me that I owed him $10 for having bad public review or some crap so I called him... Answer: "St_______"
FINAL QUESTION: Now figure out all these answers and string em' together. Then call your friend, sibling, or some random stranger over and say the sentence out really loud.
Oh and btw. Try to think outside of the box cuz logic is gonna do NOTHING on this riddle
. Oh and another dead give away hint: How 'bout you ask ur keyboard for help?
One day as I was walking to Wal-Mart, a homeless guy, who looked like he never took a shower, told me I was "qwerty". I didn't know what that meant, but it sounded like he was insulting me. I made sure no one was looking, and then I punched him in the face. He stumbled backwards into a ditch and splashed in the mud. I walked away fuming until I bumped into a police officer who I didn't see. He said with a stern voice, "Hey! Assaulting isn't allowed here," and he left me with a warning. I could believe my luck. I finally got to Wal-Mart, and I tried to forget about what happened. Then I slapped my forehead. I had just forgotten why I came here. I was like "WHAT THE HELL DID I COME TO WALMART FOR?!" when I realized I said that out loud and 50 customers were looking at me. After that, the manager kicked me out of the store.
So you must be wondering why I told you a completely random story like that. Well now it’s time for the riddle.
1. When the guy called me "qwerty", I was thinking like, "What nao?" Then I realized he was standing on my right. Answer: _
2. When I bumped in to that police guy, you're probably wondering why he let me off so easily. That was probably because I didn't tell you how. He said, "Answer this for me and I’ll let you go. When the guy insulted you, I was 3 meters away from him, right?" Answer: _
3. When I walked into Wal-Mart, The manager told me that I owed him $10 for having bad public review or some crap so I called him... Answer: "St_______"
FINAL QUESTION: Now figure out all these answers and string em' together. Then call your friend, sibling, or some random stranger over and say the sentence out really loud.
Oh and btw. Try to think outside of the box cuz logic is gonna do NOTHING on this riddle
. Oh and another dead give away hint: How 'bout you ask ur keyboard for help?