NoMalfeices
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Yeah so i'm about to write a creative story, tell me if this is inappropriate for 10th grade english?
I'm not joking and dead serious about all of this.Ok, So i'm going to write a creative writing story on how this guy Lynx Tricks Dante in to going to a justin beiber concert and murdering justin beiber in front of all of his fans because Dante thinks its the only way to break the curse and retrieve Beatrix. So dante decapitates justin beiber then justin beiber turns in to satan and then together Dante and Lynx slay satan Beiber and scatter his ashes throughout the audience and close the gate to hell hat justin beiber was drilling into the earth with a hyper demonsional drill, but after they slay satan, justin beiber comes out of hell and they must slay him again, this time they cremate him in a holy flame take his ashes, and distribute them in little girls Honey Nut Cherios. Then after that deed is done, it shall rain in hell extinguishing the flame of evil, therefore destroying mercury where people send demons, and enslaved children.
But the curse is never broken because Dante didn't use the alchemic equality theroem with the ashes of satan the blood of bieber and the holy flame, so its too late unless the reopen the gate to hell to get those, risking satan/beiber coming back from the debths of hell.
ok how about this time instead of beiber/satan coming back from hell, they must find the offspring of the satan/beiber and use give it an exorcism and follow it to purgatory?
then they must go back to hell because they find that small portals to hell are still open allowing satan to manipulate another bieber style icon to manipulate girls and suck their souls with his music.
left out a detail, they must put his ashes in the urn of righteousness before they do anything with the ashes
I'm not joking and dead serious about all of this.Ok, So i'm going to write a creative writing story on how this guy Lynx Tricks Dante in to going to a justin beiber concert and murdering justin beiber in front of all of his fans because Dante thinks its the only way to break the curse and retrieve Beatrix. So dante decapitates justin beiber then justin beiber turns in to satan and then together Dante and Lynx slay satan Beiber and scatter his ashes throughout the audience and close the gate to hell hat justin beiber was drilling into the earth with a hyper demonsional drill, but after they slay satan, justin beiber comes out of hell and they must slay him again, this time they cremate him in a holy flame take his ashes, and distribute them in little girls Honey Nut Cherios. Then after that deed is done, it shall rain in hell extinguishing the flame of evil, therefore destroying mercury where people send demons, and enslaved children.
But the curse is never broken because Dante didn't use the alchemic equality theroem with the ashes of satan the blood of bieber and the holy flame, so its too late unless the reopen the gate to hell to get those, risking satan/beiber coming back from the debths of hell.
ok how about this time instead of beiber/satan coming back from hell, they must find the offspring of the satan/beiber and use give it an exorcism and follow it to purgatory?
then they must go back to hell because they find that small portals to hell are still open allowing satan to manipulate another bieber style icon to manipulate girls and suck their souls with his music.
left out a detail, they must put his ashes in the urn of righteousness before they do anything with the ashes