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Is this well written my lifes lesson.When I was 14, I hoped that one day I
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<blockquote data-quote="Conan" data-source="post: 1599100" data-attributes="member: 216941"><p>would have a girlfriend.? When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I</p><p>decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.</p><p></p><p>In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.</p><p>Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time</p><p>and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.</p><p></p><p>When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was</p><p>totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became</p><p>so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.</p><p></p><p>When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with</p><p>her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on</p><p>anything.</p><p></p><p>She did crazy things and made me miserable as often as happy.</p><p>She was fun initially and energetic, but directionless. So</p><p>I decided to find a girl with some ambition.</p><p></p><p>When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted</p><p>firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she</p><p>divorced me and took everything I owned.</p><p></p><p>I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tlts</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Conan, post: 1599100, member: 216941"] would have a girlfriend.? When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did crazy things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was fun initially and energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tlts [/QUOTE]
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