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<blockquote data-quote="lemonpillow" data-source="post: 2264305" data-attributes="member: 400219"><p>1.Make a trail of tomato juice leading towards the women's bathroom.</p><p></p><p>2.Ask to put a pack of gum on layaway.</p><p></p><p>3.Put antifreeze in the freezer.</p><p></p><p>4.Hide in the racks of clothing and grab people's ankles as they walk by.</p><p></p><p>5.Go into the fitting rooms and 5 min. later shout, "There isn't any tp in here!!!"</p><p></p><p>6.*Holiday Season* Ask an employee why there are white and black santas, but ne aboriganise santas.</p><p></p><p>7.Ride a display bike through the store and claim yo're taking it for a test drive.</p><p></p><p>8.Frozen pizza frisbe</p><p></p><p>9.Marco Polo.</p><p></p><p>10.Hold a broomstick joust.</p><p></p><p>11.Start a game of hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in.</p><p></p><p>12.Pull lawn chairs over to the demo tv's and watch.</p><p></p><p>13.Hog the video game demos.</p><p></p><p>14.Put kool-aid in the toilets.</p><p></p><p>15.Run up to a male employee and say, "I need some tampons quick!!!"</p><p></p><p>16.Throw a bouncy ball down an isle and yell, "Go Pikachu Go"</p><p></p><p>17.While looking at weapons in the hunting department, ask where the antidepresents are.</p><p></p><p>18.Superglue items to the floor.</p><p></p><p>19.Hide behind items on the shelves, and when people grab them yell, "BOO!!!"</p><p></p><p>20.Grab a basket full of condoms and birth control products and go to the oldest checkout person.</p><p></p><p></p><p>I'll have to try this here in the UK for our Tescos. Lol.</p><p></p><p>xx Sarah</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lemonpillow, post: 2264305, member: 400219"] 1.Make a trail of tomato juice leading towards the women's bathroom. 2.Ask to put a pack of gum on layaway. 3.Put antifreeze in the freezer. 4.Hide in the racks of clothing and grab people's ankles as they walk by. 5.Go into the fitting rooms and 5 min. later shout, "There isn't any tp in here!!!" 6.*Holiday Season* Ask an employee why there are white and black santas, but ne aboriganise santas. 7.Ride a display bike through the store and claim yo're taking it for a test drive. 8.Frozen pizza frisbe 9.Marco Polo. 10.Hold a broomstick joust. 11.Start a game of hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in. 12.Pull lawn chairs over to the demo tv's and watch. 13.Hog the video game demos. 14.Put kool-aid in the toilets. 15.Run up to a male employee and say, "I need some tampons quick!!!" 16.Throw a bouncy ball down an isle and yell, "Go Pikachu Go" 17.While looking at weapons in the hunting department, ask where the antidepresents are. 18.Superglue items to the floor. 19.Hide behind items on the shelves, and when people grab them yell, "BOO!!!" 20.Grab a basket full of condoms and birth control products and go to the oldest checkout person. I'll have to try this here in the UK for our Tescos. Lol. xx Sarah [/QUOTE]
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