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Joke!!! A bit long, but worth it... Every single word. I promise.?
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<blockquote data-quote="JamelHenderson" data-source="post: 2512884" data-attributes="member: 858571"><p>Once upon a time, in a kingdon far, far-away...</p><p>There lived a beautiful princess. But she was cursed</p><p>with a dreadful enchantment. Whatever she held in</p><p>her hands would wither and melt.</p><p></p><p> Her father, the Sultan, grew worried with each passing</p><p>day. It was almost the princess' 18th birthday and he was</p><p>worried that nobody would be able to marry her.</p><p>So, a day before her birthday, the sultan invited all the</p><p>great princes of the neighboring countries to see who</p><p>could break the dreaded curse. Whoever could bring</p><p>ANYTHING that would not melt and wither under his</p><p>daughter's hands would become his son-in-law.</p><p></p><p> First came Prince Valiant, he brought a GIGANTIC diamond</p><p>to the princess. Fair Princess, said he. This is the hardest</p><p>stone in our kingdom! Please, take it! The princess took the</p><p>egg-sized gemstone...and suddenly, it melted like butter!!!</p><p>Valiant went away disappointed.</p><p></p><p> Next came Prince Arthur, who brought a necklace of solid platinum.</p><p>Fair Princess, said he. This is the hardest metal in our kingdom!</p><p>Please, take it! The princess took the shiny necklace...and suddenly,</p><p>it melted like hot wax!!</p><p>Needless to say, Arthur went away heartbroken.</p><p></p><p> Finally, Prince Amir stepped forward.</p><p>Fair Princess, he announced. My gift is inside my pocket. </p><p>Please, reach inside and be amazed!</p><p>The Princess slowly reached inside prince Amir's trouser pockets...</p><p>Felt around for a bit, then her eyes grew wide with wonder and </p><p>amazement! It didn't melt! She kissed Amir on the cheeks and declared</p><p>that it will be prince Amir who will be her husband.</p><p></p><p> What was inside Amir's pants?</p><p>Take a guess.</p><p>Come on...</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Ok, I'll tell.</p><p>It was...</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>M&Ms. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.</p><p></p><p>Ok, so what were you REALLY thinking????</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JamelHenderson, post: 2512884, member: 858571"] Once upon a time, in a kingdon far, far-away... There lived a beautiful princess. But she was cursed with a dreadful enchantment. Whatever she held in her hands would wither and melt. Her father, the Sultan, grew worried with each passing day. It was almost the princess' 18th birthday and he was worried that nobody would be able to marry her. So, a day before her birthday, the sultan invited all the great princes of the neighboring countries to see who could break the dreaded curse. Whoever could bring ANYTHING that would not melt and wither under his daughter's hands would become his son-in-law. First came Prince Valiant, he brought a GIGANTIC diamond to the princess. Fair Princess, said he. This is the hardest stone in our kingdom! Please, take it! The princess took the egg-sized gemstone...and suddenly, it melted like butter!!! Valiant went away disappointed. Next came Prince Arthur, who brought a necklace of solid platinum. Fair Princess, said he. This is the hardest metal in our kingdom! Please, take it! The princess took the shiny necklace...and suddenly, it melted like hot wax!! Needless to say, Arthur went away heartbroken. Finally, Prince Amir stepped forward. Fair Princess, he announced. My gift is inside my pocket. Please, reach inside and be amazed! The Princess slowly reached inside prince Amir's trouser pockets... Felt around for a bit, then her eyes grew wide with wonder and amazement! It didn't melt! She kissed Amir on the cheeks and declared that it will be prince Amir who will be her husband. What was inside Amir's pants? Take a guess. Come on... Ok, I'll tell. It was... M&Ms. Melts in your mouth, not in your hands. Ok, so what were you REALLY thinking???? [/QUOTE]
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