1.) Last Thanksgiving, I had my chance to do the traditional thing of shooting my own turkey. Man, you should have seen the people scatter in the meat department!
2.) A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, trying to find one large enough for her whole family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No, ma'am, they're dead."
3.) The Galloping Gourmet was asked this question: "I have had my turkey in the chest freezer for a year. Will it take longer to thaw?"
4.) Wife: You know that pumpkin pie you asked me to make for you? Well, the dog ate it.
Husband: Don't get upset, sweetie. I'll get you another dog.
5.) Don't worry if you burn the turkey--- Everyone will just think it's Cajun Blackened!
6.) How does a turkey drink his wine? In a gobble-let!
7.) What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and the wicked witch of the west?
A turkey sand-witch!
8.)What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade? He played his drumsticks!
9.)What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
2.) A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, trying to find one large enough for her whole family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy answered, "No, ma'am, they're dead."
3.) The Galloping Gourmet was asked this question: "I have had my turkey in the chest freezer for a year. Will it take longer to thaw?"
4.) Wife: You know that pumpkin pie you asked me to make for you? Well, the dog ate it.
Husband: Don't get upset, sweetie. I'll get you another dog.
5.) Don't worry if you burn the turkey--- Everyone will just think it's Cajun Blackened!
6.) How does a turkey drink his wine? In a gobble-let!
7.) What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and the wicked witch of the west?
A turkey sand-witch!
8.)What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade? He played his drumsticks!
9.)What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
