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<blockquote data-quote="jokester" data-source="post: 480">A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, &quot;Let&#039;s talk. I&#039;&#039;ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.&quot;The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, &quot;What would you like to talk about?&quot;Oh, I don&#039;t know,&quot; said the guy. &quot;How about nuclear power?&quot;&quot;OK,&quot; she said. &quot;That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?&quot;The guy thought about it and said, &quot;Hmmm, I have no idea.&quot;To which the girl replied, &quot;Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don&#039;&#039;t know sh*t?&quot;<a href="http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=11175" target="_blank">More...</a></blockquote>

[QUOTE="jokester, post: 480"] A guy was seated next to a 10-year-old girl on an airplane. Being bored, he turned to the girl and said, "Let's talk. I''ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The girl, who was reading a book, closed it slowly and said to the guy, "What would you like to talk about?" Oh, I don't know," said the guy. "How about nuclear power?" "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same stuff... grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?" The guy thought about it and said, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the girl replied, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don''t know sh*t?" [url=http://jokes.comedycentral.com/random_joke.aspx?joke_id=11175]More...[/url] [/QUOTE]

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