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<blockquote data-quote="GothNinja" data-source="post: 2997625" data-attributes="member: 110086">I remember it like it was yesterday...Well, my family goes down to the jersey shore every summer, the nicer part, or at least where we stay, which is literally the last living establishment before the beach becomes closed off to people. Well, my cousin&#039;s family comes with us as well, so him and I were walking around one night, walked out of our neighborhood/complex (the house is a condo) and we strolled over this motel that my cousin and I dubbed as our rival building. Well, it&#039;s night mind you and I was feeling spontaneous, but more so douche baggish. My cousin had to shit, so out of nowhere, I told him to shit in one of our dog&#039;s poop bags. The idea in mind was to throw it onto someone&#039;s balcony but felt that would have been weak as, someone would be like &quot;Cool, a bag of shit&quot; and just kick it off or something. So here&#039;s what we finally decided on. Traditionally, the pool is always in the center/front/between the the building and parking lot, so we were gonna go into the parking lot, hide behind the cars and wail this bag full of steaming shit into the center of the pool. Well I wind up, I&#039;m doing a windmill swing type of throw and at the peak of my throw, the bag tore completely down the center and the bag floated to the ground. I looked at my cousin as we waited to see what was gonna happen. Seconds later, all you hear is four really loud thumps and of course, the shit landed on the cars in the lot. We started laughing hysterically, and it being night, we had to check out the wreckage. We only recovered one...piece, to say the least sitting right on the hood of a lexus SUV. We left and then realized how much it&#039;s gonna suck for those people when they have baked shit on their cars in the morning from the hot beach sun.Oh and once I shot an arrow through my neighbor&#039;s window with a freind.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="GothNinja, post: 2997625, member: 110086"] I remember it like it was yesterday... Well, my family goes down to the jersey shore every summer, the nicer part, or at least where we stay, which is literally the last living establishment before the beach becomes closed off to people. Well, my cousin's family comes with us as well, so him and I were walking around one night, walked out of our neighborhood/complex (the house is a condo) and we strolled over this motel that my cousin and I dubbed as our rival building. Well, it's night mind you and I was feeling spontaneous, but more so douche baggish. My cousin had to shit, so out of nowhere, I told him to shit in one of our dog's poop bags. The idea in mind was to throw it onto someone's balcony but felt that would have been weak as, someone would be like "Cool, a bag of shit" and just kick it off or something. So here's what we finally decided on. Traditionally, the pool is always in the center/front/between the the building and parking lot, so we were gonna go into the parking lot, hide behind the cars and wail this bag full of steaming shit into the center of the pool. Well I wind up, I'm doing a windmill swing type of throw and at the peak of my throw, the bag tore completely down the center and the bag floated to the ground. I looked at my cousin as we waited to see what was gonna happen. Seconds later, all you hear is four really loud thumps and of course, the shit landed on the cars in the lot. We started laughing hysterically, and it being night, we had to check out the wreckage. We only recovered one...piece, to say the least sitting right on the hood of a lexus SUV. We left and then realized how much it's gonna suck for those people when they have baked shit on their cars in the morning from the hot beach sun. Oh and once I shot an arrow through my neighbor's window with a freind. [/QUOTE]

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