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My first ever (proper) quatern lol! Written in response to my previous failed
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<blockquote data-quote="canibeyourpetm" data-source="post: 2205039" data-attributes="member: 462702"><p>attempt? you are telling me i'm pretty</p><p>as if i don't already know</p><p>as if you'll get something from me</p><p>a toy, or strip dance on a pole</p><p></p><p>take some time to ask yourself why</p><p>you are telling me i'm pretty</p><p>this act that you want me to buy?</p><p>only worthy of my pity</p><p></p><p>get away from me i'm busy</p><p>your kind of creepy can't be taught</p><p>you are telling me i'm pretty</p><p>and i am telling you you're not</p><p></p><p>don't be horny, don't be so vile</p><p>next time, don't be more than tipsy</p><p>don't imagine me naked while</p><p>you are telling me i'm pretty</p><p></p><p></p><p>If you're wondering what made me write this, then here's why:</p><p></p><p>An old man licked his lips lasciviously at my sister while we were both walking down the street</p><p>It was the way he did it more than anything else, my skin just wanted to crawl off in a shiver somewhere</p><p></p><p>Isn't it sad how if a strange ugly person shows you attention, you're immediately creeped out but if a pretty stranger did you wouldn't mind at all? </p><p></p><p>PS. Thanks again to Nancy, Peter and Neonman for all their advice on form.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="canibeyourpetm, post: 2205039, member: 462702"] attempt? you are telling me i'm pretty as if i don't already know as if you'll get something from me a toy, or strip dance on a pole take some time to ask yourself why you are telling me i'm pretty this act that you want me to buy? only worthy of my pity get away from me i'm busy your kind of creepy can't be taught you are telling me i'm pretty and i am telling you you're not don't be horny, don't be so vile next time, don't be more than tipsy don't imagine me naked while you are telling me i'm pretty If you're wondering what made me write this, then here's why: An old man licked his lips lasciviously at my sister while we were both walking down the street It was the way he did it more than anything else, my skin just wanted to crawl off in a shiver somewhere Isn't it sad how if a strange ugly person shows you attention, you're immediately creeped out but if a pretty stranger did you wouldn't mind at all? PS. Thanks again to Nancy, Peter and Neonman for all their advice on form. [/QUOTE]
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