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<blockquote data-quote="Unregistered" data-source="post: 2724059">Shit crap wank bollocks...I&#039;ve had just over a year of peace from canine pollution. One nuisance dog stopped barking as the owner took the matter in hand, to his credit. The other nuisance dog&#039;s not been around for a long time, probably dead (nothing to do with me). I still hear barking from time to time (this is a dog-infested city) but nothing to get stressed about. Until now. There&#039;s a new food-to-shit converter on the block. It belongs to the owners of the annoying dog that I think died. This thing is the size of an aircraft carrier and has a sound to match. Once it gets started it goes on for a long time. Given the owners&#039; previous record it&#039;s pretty obvious this thing is going to be a major pain in the ass. I&#039;ll give it a week but I&#039;m not expecting much improvement. This time I&#039;m not messing around - there&#039;s an antifreeze and rat poison burger with that dog&#039;s name on it.To those who think that&#039;s sick, cruel and twisted - maybe it is. Tough titty. Life&#039;s too short to worry about that and my comfort (and that of any human being) takes priority over canine vermin.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Unregistered, post: 2724059"] [b]Shit crap wank bollocks...[/b] I've had just over a year of peace from canine pollution. One nuisance dog stopped barking as the owner took the matter in hand, to his credit. The other nuisance dog's not been around for a long time, probably dead (nothing to do with me). I still hear barking from time to time (this is a dog-infested city) but nothing to get stressed about. Until now. There's a new food-to-shit converter on the block. It belongs to the owners of the annoying dog that I think died. This thing is the size of an aircraft carrier and has a sound to match. Once it gets started it goes on for a long time. Given the owners' previous record it's pretty obvious this thing is going to be a major pain in the ass. I'll give it a week but I'm not expecting much improvement. This time I'm not messing around - there's an antifreeze and rat poison burger with that dog's name on it. To those who think that's sick, cruel and twisted - maybe it is. Tough titty. Life's too short to worry about that and my comfort (and that of any human being) takes priority over canine vermin. [/QUOTE]

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