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<blockquote data-quote="Unregistered" data-source="post: 2726641"><p>I seem to only hit the jackpot for having stupid animal owners loose their animals on my property and vehicles.</p><p></p><p>That antifreeze had been in the car for years. I can't even understand why it was so appealing to that damned dog. Well, good riddance is what I say. People who can't control their animals are not pet owners, they're simply in the same group of irresponsible idiots who feed wild animals and wonder why they lose their fear of humans.</p><p></p><p>These are probably the same internet loser "tough guys" who claim they'll mess somebody up for messing with their "pet". Hey, as long as they take proper care and responsibility, they have nothing to worry about. Once "pet" becomes a roaming "animal", it might as well be wild.</p><p></p><p>Just had a cat leap out from under my boat cover not too long ago when I went to charge the boat's batteries. Had to clean up some ugly-ass cat hairballs, which is not my job. Damned animal owners should come over and make right what their pets mess up on other peoples' property. </p><p></p><p>While I was using a fork to get some tuna fish straight out of the can for a quick snack, I thought "Hey...what if I leave a thin layer of tuna fish for Mr. Kitty and fill the rest with coolant?" </p><p></p><p>No more cat garabage to clean up. </p><p></p><p>Hell of it all is, I've had, at the same time, 2 dogs and 4 cats. Lot of work between health, feeding and training plus cleanup. When you pat your chest and get a cat to leap up on your shoulder, and then praise your feline for its intelligence...that rocks. When you can get a cat to come by calling its name, or get it to fetch, you've done good. I could confidently walk my dogs off leash using silent hand commands, even when around other dogs that were barely controllable on a short leash. It was almost as if they were looking at the other spastic dogs and thinking, "Not only do I pity your stupidity, I pity that you have such a stupid, lazy master."</p><p></p><p>All that training and bonding takes time, and you form a link with the animals. Reward them profusely when they obey. Seeing them happy that your are happy is an achievement worth pursuing, but man it takes time, every day.</p><p></p><p>However, how most people can be such total idiots in keeping animals, not training them, letting them wreck other people's property, or worse...pose a direct physical threat to other people or other animals....damn, it's beyond my understanding.</p><p></p><p>If they can't spend the time, they shouldn't have anything with four legs, teeth, claws and fur on their property, nor letting said animals roam around. I don't expect people to spend the time I did and pursue elevated levels of training. Just expecting them to have a proper level of control...and even that takes a lot of time.</p><p></p><p>I have bad luck with Rotties...one once pranced into my backyard, while, ironically, I was building a fence. I picked up a cast iron sprinkler and hurled it at that damned dog. Aimed for his head, but instead it smashed into his left ham. Dog took off, but came back later. Damn Rottweiller thought this was <strong><em><u>his new territory</u></em></strong>. He didn't step into the yard again, but I'd brought out my pistol, and I was hoping.</p><p></p><p>I should not have to build a fence to keep my kids safe from someone else's damned 4-legged killing machine.</p><p></p><p>Maybe I should just leave the gate open some night, and hang out a couple strips of bacon, and kick back in my lawn chair with a Vodka Collins and my short action .223 bolt rifle and wait and see what trots into the yard.</p><p></p><p>Deer, rabbits and coyotes can come and go. Neighbor's heathen piss-hound? He's gonna get ventilated or speared (you have no idea how fast a spear gun operates when it is NOT submerged).</p><p></p><p>Sorry about the rant. I'm usually a level-headed guy, but when you've had to resort to making a couple roaming animals DRT recently due to perpetually stupid owners...it does grate on your insides a little as to how they can possess so little brain power. It's amazing that these types of people generate enough brain activity to enable autonomous functions like respiration & circulation.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Unregistered, post: 2726641"] I seem to only hit the jackpot for having stupid animal owners loose their animals on my property and vehicles. That antifreeze had been in the car for years. I can't even understand why it was so appealing to that damned dog. Well, good riddance is what I say. People who can't control their animals are not pet owners, they're simply in the same group of irresponsible idiots who feed wild animals and wonder why they lose their fear of humans. These are probably the same internet loser "tough guys" who claim they'll mess somebody up for messing with their "pet". Hey, as long as they take proper care and responsibility, they have nothing to worry about. Once "pet" becomes a roaming "animal", it might as well be wild. Just had a cat leap out from under my boat cover not too long ago when I went to charge the boat's batteries. Had to clean up some ugly-ass cat hairballs, which is not my job. Damned animal owners should come over and make right what their pets mess up on other peoples' property. While I was using a fork to get some tuna fish straight out of the can for a quick snack, I thought "Hey...what if I leave a thin layer of tuna fish for Mr. Kitty and fill the rest with coolant?" No more cat garabage to clean up. Hell of it all is, I've had, at the same time, 2 dogs and 4 cats. Lot of work between health, feeding and training plus cleanup. When you pat your chest and get a cat to leap up on your shoulder, and then praise your feline for its intelligence...that rocks. When you can get a cat to come by calling its name, or get it to fetch, you've done good. I could confidently walk my dogs off leash using silent hand commands, even when around other dogs that were barely controllable on a short leash. It was almost as if they were looking at the other spastic dogs and thinking, "Not only do I pity your stupidity, I pity that you have such a stupid, lazy master." All that training and bonding takes time, and you form a link with the animals. Reward them profusely when they obey. Seeing them happy that your are happy is an achievement worth pursuing, but man it takes time, every day. However, how most people can be such total idiots in keeping animals, not training them, letting them wreck other people's property, or worse...pose a direct physical threat to other people or other animals....damn, it's beyond my understanding. If they can't spend the time, they shouldn't have anything with four legs, teeth, claws and fur on their property, nor letting said animals roam around. I don't expect people to spend the time I did and pursue elevated levels of training. Just expecting them to have a proper level of control...and even that takes a lot of time. I have bad luck with Rotties...one once pranced into my backyard, while, ironically, I was building a fence. I picked up a cast iron sprinkler and hurled it at that damned dog. Aimed for his head, but instead it smashed into his left ham. Dog took off, but came back later. Damn Rottweiller thought this was [B][I][U]his new territory[/U][/I][/B]. He didn't step into the yard again, but I'd brought out my pistol, and I was hoping. I should not have to build a fence to keep my kids safe from someone else's damned 4-legged killing machine. Maybe I should just leave the gate open some night, and hang out a couple strips of bacon, and kick back in my lawn chair with a Vodka Collins and my short action .223 bolt rifle and wait and see what trots into the yard. Deer, rabbits and coyotes can come and go. Neighbor's heathen piss-hound? He's gonna get ventilated or speared (you have no idea how fast a spear gun operates when it is NOT submerged). Sorry about the rant. I'm usually a level-headed guy, but when you've had to resort to making a couple roaming animals DRT recently due to perpetually stupid owners...it does grate on your insides a little as to how they can possess so little brain power. It's amazing that these types of people generate enough brain activity to enable autonomous functions like respiration & circulation. [/QUOTE]
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