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Need to painlessly poison and kill my neighbor's dogs?
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<blockquote data-quote="Unregistered" data-source="post: 3348104"><p>Hi Johnny</p><p></p><p>You've summed up your situation very well. You can't kill the dog by poisoning it, as you've made your grievance known to the stupid and selfish owner. Any chance you might be able to "accidentally" run it over? </p><p></p><p>The truth is that there are no magic cures. You have no doubt read some stuff about macadamia nuts and chocolate on here, but unless you feed large quantities of the stuff to the dog regularly, you'll get nowhere. As you rightly say, dogs often don't eat stuff that doesn't come from their owner. I put God knows how many poisonous packages out for a nuisance dog and it didn't go for any of them. Really you need to feed a strong poison, like rat poison or antifreeze or pesticide, directly to the dog and in your situation you obviously can't do that.</p><p></p><p>You are pretty much stuck with the legal route. Try to get the authorities involved and pester them if they won't play ball. If that fails, get a lawyer. Yes, lawyers are expensive but it may be that all you need is a threat of legal action to persuade the stupid woman to do something about the problem. A lawyerly letter shouldn't cost too much. Even if you have to go to court and the expenses mount up, surely it's worth sacrificing that holiday to get your life back. and if you win your case she'll have to pay costs anyway. Make it clear that you're only going to court to get your peace and quiet back, and that you're not a litigious type after money.</p><p></p><p>If that doesn't suit, is there anyone you can bribe to kill the dog while you're staying in a hotel somewhere, making a nuisance of yourself so everyone remembers you?</p><p></p><p>You have my deepest sympathies. Canine noise pollution is intolerable and completely avoidable, but some morons insist on inflicting it on decent, law-abiding people. This probably isn't much help, but good luck and I hope you get the nuisance dog sorted.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Unregistered, post: 3348104"] Hi Johnny You've summed up your situation very well. You can't kill the dog by poisoning it, as you've made your grievance known to the stupid and selfish owner. Any chance you might be able to "accidentally" run it over? The truth is that there are no magic cures. You have no doubt read some stuff about macadamia nuts and chocolate on here, but unless you feed large quantities of the stuff to the dog regularly, you'll get nowhere. As you rightly say, dogs often don't eat stuff that doesn't come from their owner. I put God knows how many poisonous packages out for a nuisance dog and it didn't go for any of them. Really you need to feed a strong poison, like rat poison or antifreeze or pesticide, directly to the dog and in your situation you obviously can't do that. You are pretty much stuck with the legal route. Try to get the authorities involved and pester them if they won't play ball. If that fails, get a lawyer. Yes, lawyers are expensive but it may be that all you need is a threat of legal action to persuade the stupid woman to do something about the problem. A lawyerly letter shouldn't cost too much. Even if you have to go to court and the expenses mount up, surely it's worth sacrificing that holiday to get your life back. and if you win your case she'll have to pay costs anyway. Make it clear that you're only going to court to get your peace and quiet back, and that you're not a litigious type after money. If that doesn't suit, is there anyone you can bribe to kill the dog while you're staying in a hotel somewhere, making a nuisance of yourself so everyone remembers you? You have my deepest sympathies. Canine noise pollution is intolerable and completely avoidable, but some morons insist on inflicting it on decent, law-abiding people. This probably isn't much help, but good luck and I hope you get the nuisance dog sorted. [/QUOTE]
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