Penis Chandelier—Yes, Penis. Chandelier [Wrongmodo]

[Geek]

Leave it to our sex expert Debby Herbenick to find artifacts like this giant penis chandelier, apparently made by a Dutch company called Rock and Royal. Their pirate skull and crossbones chandelier is quite good too.

As much as I'm sure that some people will find penises quite decorative, I think I'll definitely pick the second one. [Rock and Royal via Mysexprofessor]