Please supply me with a limerick containing "Jesus Christ" and "head lice"?

[SomethingSmellsFishy]

Please supply me with a limerick containing "Jesus Christ" and "head lice"?

Thanks

 

[Timely]

Use your brain much?

 

[rosends]

i met jesus christ in the mideast
it was his head lice that he loved least
i said "as a starter"
"don't be such a martyr"
cut your hair, don't provide them with a feast

 

[Revewingwangwoowoo]

if christ could eat lice he would in a thrice.
even when though they're not that nice.