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POLL: Do you find this rant about Twilight highly amusing?
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<blockquote data-quote="ILOVELOST" data-source="post: 1611797" data-attributes="member: 625798"><p>My rant:</p><p>Twilight's the first in the series, which consists of 4 books(not really a saga either, since it's just heavily worded and could have been written in one book and saved paper, and time) about a bunch of vampires and an angst-ridden emo-kid from Phoenix. She moves to Washington state and whines for four books until her precious Eddiekins turns her into a vampire. In the meanwhile she cheats on him with a "werewolf" (basically Meyer raping the Skinwalker mythos) and tries to kill herself because her boyfriend broke up with her.</p><p></p><p>Great stuff, let me tell you. Written on a level that even your usual Grade-school primer could out-do in both style and substance. It's extremely repetitive, extremely disturbing (racism, abuse, stalkers, where do I begin) and written like a romance novel.</p><p></p><p>Just don't read it, your braincells will thank you.</p><p>I'm 13, give me a break will you</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ILOVELOST, post: 1611797, member: 625798"] My rant: Twilight's the first in the series, which consists of 4 books(not really a saga either, since it's just heavily worded and could have been written in one book and saved paper, and time) about a bunch of vampires and an angst-ridden emo-kid from Phoenix. She moves to Washington state and whines for four books until her precious Eddiekins turns her into a vampire. In the meanwhile she cheats on him with a "werewolf" (basically Meyer raping the Skinwalker mythos) and tries to kill herself because her boyfriend broke up with her. Great stuff, let me tell you. Written on a level that even your usual Grade-school primer could out-do in both style and substance. It's extremely repetitive, extremely disturbing (racism, abuse, stalkers, where do I begin) and written like a romance novel. Just don't read it, your braincells will thank you. I'm 13, give me a break will you [/QUOTE]
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