Recipe for holy water and holy fire?

[Jamestwilightfan]

I am making holy water. My mom would not throw her Ouija board away and now I am going to bless it so I am going to pour holy water on it but if it still survives it then I am going to burn it in holy fire because I heard if it is burned in normal fire it screams and a few days later you die. So holy fire will destroy it completley now I do not want to know how to get rid of it only to make holy water and holy fire and please don't say you have to be a priest. This question is worth ten points. Holy water and holy fire recipe?