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<blockquote data-quote="AbbyCorneto" data-source="post: 1703761" data-attributes="member: 280307"><p>With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. </p><p>Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! </p><p>Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?</p><p>Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. </p><p>Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here. </p><p>(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! </p><p>Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! </p><p>Bond. James Bond. (Lost. Get Lost.) </p><p>Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. </p><p>Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? </p><p>Do you come here often?</p><p>Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.</p><p> "Do you have a libarary card? Cuz I'm checking you out!"</p><p></p><p>*throws massive cherry pie at face*</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AbbyCorneto, post: 1703761, member: 280307"] With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.? Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here. Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here. (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me! Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! Bond. James Bond. (Lost. Get Lost.) Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her. Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? Do you come here often? Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. "Do you have a libarary card? Cuz I'm checking you out!" *throws massive cherry pie at face* [/QUOTE]
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