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Message: <blockquote data-quote="TheBigRedTesticle" data-source="post: 1461697" data-attributes="member: 582443"><p>My nipples are very hard and red, there is blue crust around them. It taste like blueberries, but I haven't eaten blueberries in ages, so it cant be blueberries. Is my nipple trying to tell me something? Does my nipple like blueberries? I tried poking it with a needle to see if blueberries would come out but that didnt work so then I tried putting aligator clips on them and that didnt work either, so I just cut them off and had to go to the ER. But now they still have blue crust around them. Not light blue, like very pure dark blue. I'm not a big fan of blueberry pie. My couch is very soft, I got it at a couch store. They gave me a good deal, just like your mom.......ooooooo, so yeah, someone help me with my nipplerific problem. also I tried to put wax on them but that just made them very shiney.</p></blockquote><p></p>