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Smarties are stuck in my anus. Need serious help here. No joke. Help?
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<blockquote data-quote="GaryRandall" data-source="post: 2570841" data-attributes="member: 874872"><p>Well I have like a lot of guys here and we were all having a good time with toys and stuff. And somebody pulled out a bag of smarties and thought it would be brilliant to put it in a anus and push it farther in with a penis. And now they're stuck up there and I can feel them blocking my bowels. I had my mates attempt to pull'em out. But they're in there pretty deep. This is 100% serious and I need honest answers. This is an honest question. If you're wondering what smarties are they are candies. I don't think they sell them in the U.S. It doesn't hurt and I can wait a little longer. But it's kinda blocked up there. I don't have health insurance. And even if I did I'm not going to the emergency room. I'll say this again -- This is a serious and honest question. I don't care if you laugh but please provide actual answers.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="GaryRandall, post: 2570841, member: 874872"] Well I have like a lot of guys here and we were all having a good time with toys and stuff. And somebody pulled out a bag of smarties and thought it would be brilliant to put it in a anus and push it farther in with a penis. And now they're stuck up there and I can feel them blocking my bowels. I had my mates attempt to pull'em out. But they're in there pretty deep. This is 100% serious and I need honest answers. This is an honest question. If you're wondering what smarties are they are candies. I don't think they sell them in the U.S. It doesn't hurt and I can wait a little longer. But it's kinda blocked up there. I don't have health insurance. And even if I did I'm not going to the emergency room. I'll say this again -- This is a serious and honest question. I don't care if you laugh but please provide actual answers. [/QUOTE]
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