So, does my truck count as an iron chariot?

[Fartman]

I hope so, because the Bible says that God can't stop me then

Judges 1:19 And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.

 

[YellowRat]

Yep, iron is gods only weakness (besides logic and reality) it is like his kryptonite.

 

[no1home2day]

You certainly know how to make a joke out of yourself! I hate to be the one to tell you, but there is a paper taped to your back that says "Kick me!" and everybody's laughing at you behind your back.

 

[PrincessPeabody]

well.....it is pre 1980...maybe...but anything after that...naw...but then..before that it probably won't run well enough to outrun God.

 

[Mudcat]

Ahem, is it a Plymouth?