So if you want to be a male runway model

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frankcortez011

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My year six teacher said it best when he tucked his trousers into his socks and wore a baseball cap coz one of the girls in the class was doing it, and went to show it off to one of the other teachers. Coming back after being laughed at by the class, he said "if that's fashionable, I'm glad I'm a scruffy sod." He was a great teacher, always knew the right thing to say lol
I seriously had to double take the guy in the middle picture, first I thought it was a woman, then changed to "wtf is that?" The first guy scares me, since when is "half hour away from death from cancer" a good look? :|
 
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SanitS

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It wasn't always thus. I used to train with a male model when I did TKD in the early 90s and he was more tall muscley not quite Spartacus '300' fit, but definately not heroin addict skinny tall unfit. There was a stuntman in my class too. I'd like to bludgeon all fashion types to death with last seasons wedges
 
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melbournewooferblue

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I'd like to pick them up by the ankles and bludgeon them all to death with each other, then force the last survivor to eat something and not throw up twice. Yknow, as punishment or something
 
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Eyeball

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I don't think you'd need to put that much effort into budgeoning them to death - a strong sneeze would probably do the trick nicely!

I'm also pretty sure describing them as 'male' runaway models breaches the Trades Description Act!
 
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