Some glasgow Humour!!!?

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A Glasgow Woman goes to the Dentist and sits down in the chair
" Comfy?" Said the Dentist
" Govan " she replies

Did you hear about the fella who liked eating Bricks ?
He's awa' noo

After telling his pal that he is getting married He sais that he will be wearing a kilt at the wedding
" And what's the tartan ?" asks his mate
"Oh she'll be wearing a white dress"

And last but not least
What is the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen Shepherd ?
The Rolling Stones say " Hey you get off of my cloud "
And the Aberdeen Shepherd says" Hey McLeod get off of ma ewe "
 
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