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Message: <blockquote data-quote="josflachs" data-source="post: 2056260" data-attributes="member: 331490">Two examples:Did you know that comrade Brezhnev has such a sense of humor, he collects all the jokes the people make about him?That is true, comrade. But he also collects the people who tell them.A journalist of the Pravda wants to interview the first man in space, Yuri Gagarin. He rings the doorbell early in the morning. A little boy opens the door and asks what he wants. I want to interview your daddy. Is he at home? No, he is in orbit. He'll be home in three hours. Can I speak with your mother?No, she's standing in the queue to buy bread. She won't be home before midnight.</blockquote>